12 issues in 2026
No Legs? Keep Walking
My Damn Metabolism
Why The Reward Never Feels Worth It
Why Trying Harder Is Keeping You Stuck
Kale, Farts, and Salutations
The Supermarket Problem
Tomorrow's Pant Tingle
Dieting Sealegs
The Common Denominator
The Time Will Pass Anyway
Visitor of Problems
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A newsletter for reluctant exercisers like you: a survival guide to prolapse-inducing human interactions, an ally in the daily war against eating and drinking everything in sight, and a front-row seat to watch your life slowly rot away.