Do you suffer from emoji face? 

The Joker smile you project to the world slips through your screen.

Quick mirror check.
The Joker’s smile faded.
Now rocking a sullen skull.

Stuck scrolling through emojis, looking for the one that softens whatever you’re about to say.

I can’t stand that I do this.
Which means I do it all the time.

👍 — fine.
🙂 — your time will come.
😊 — wishing you nothing but the worst.
☺️ — cunt.

We are physical creatures. We evolved to read faces, hands, and the slight tilt of a head.

Now we’ve built an entire language to avoid saying how we feel.
Or worse…
Constantly stressing that everything will come across the wrong way.

Picture This...

Every time your boss gives you a task, you give a thumbs-up.
“Brilliant. Another thankless task. Don’t let me keep you from waiting by your laptop for my resignation letter to drop.”

The once-balanced 💩🍞 approach is now off the table.
Too negative. Too aggressive. HR’s gonna get ya.

The person not using emojis is the problem.
Cold. Passive-aggressive. Dinosaur.

Try a day (Monday’s good) where every emoji matches your true emotions.

One day should be enough to burn everything down.